Enterprise finds itself under attack while
transporting a Vulcan ambassador. – Wikipedia.
The good:
Another segment
of the human-Vulcan frenemy soap opera. It was pretty cool when Archer called
Ambassador V’lar’s bluff and started to take her back to the Mazarites.
T’pol’s
backstory developed a bit more with the revelation that V’lar was an
inspiration for her to join Vulcan Star Fleet.
Porthos.
Phlox’s
rage-scream when the Mazarites shot up his sick bay was seriously the best
acting moment so far in the entire series.
The
Vulcan battleship was really awesome, it totally made me respect them more.
Enterprise held it together to hit Warp 5.0.
The bad:
Snooze-fest
in general.
The open
was really uncomfortable. T’Pol asked Archer and Trip the last time they got
some, because she was worried about a three percent drop in efficiency. The
suggestion? Go to a beach planet full of whores to blow off some steam.
Seriously, it was only made worse by Trip talking about twelve-fingered
masseuses later on.
Trip
brought a Hawaiian shirt on an interstellar voyage? He probably had room for like
two outfits that weren’t jumpsuits and he decides to bring a Hawaiian shirt?
They have Hawaiian shirts in the 22nd century?
What a
weak set-up for Ambassador V’lar. T’Pol was so high-strung about the
preparations that you just knew that V’lar would be the exact
opposite of her expectations.
The
entire premise of the episode was underdeveloped. Why should I care about the
Mazarites at all? They were not presented as an important race. Hell, V’lar’s big
secret was that their leadership was corrupt and she was essentially conducting
an internal audit. Whoohoo. I mean, that is important enough, but why all the “need
to know” bluster? Obviously her cover was already blown. Who exactly was Archer
going to tell?
I don’t
envy T’Pol for having to do mental math warp calculations on the rendezvous
time with the Sh’Raan, but I’m pretty sure she screwed it up. My understanding
is that warp speed increases exponentially. For example, warp 5 is WAAAAAY
faster than warp 4.5…but it only cut the time in half when Enterprise put the pedal to the floor. And
when the Sh’Raan started to approach at warp 7.0 (WAAAAAAAAAY faster than warp
5), it only cut the time from about an hour to 10-15 minutes? That doesn’t seem
right, but it sure does seem convenient.
I know
this is SUPER nitpicky, but sometimes I get weary of the big reveal of the plan
to the audience. For example, Archer ordered V’lar to sick bay before the
Mazarites arrive. She understandably wanted to know why. He complained that
there isn’t time for explanations, but then went on a mini-rant about trust. Archer was going to need to take time to explain it Phlox off-screen anyway, why not just have her tell Plox? How
about this, “Tell Phlox to pretend to put you in the scanner to buy us a few
minutes of time!”
The
ending didn’t make any sense. Enterprise had to keep V’lar safe so she
could testify about the corrupt Mazarites. In the process, the Mazarites
repeated chased down and fired upon a Federation starship. Wasn’t that an act
of war against Star Fleet? Then they sent an armed boarding party onto Enterprise who, as far as they knew at the
time, openly murdered a critically injured Vulcan ambassador in front of
witness. Wasn’t that an act of war against the Vulcans? But the ah-ha moment is
that V’lar was still alive to testify about the corruption charges? Why didn’t
Archer just arrest them right there? If he didn’t want to deal with it, why
didn’t he turn them over to the Vulcans on the Sh’Raan? Why did they just let
them go?